Radio Doesn’t Work… Oh Really…

CoconutHeadphonesBecause RADIO doesn’t work… 

There should be nothing wrong with me telling listeners that YOUR business is giving away $500 to the first 100 people who enter your business today… Right… ?

That shouldn’t be a problem because radio doesn’t work… who the hell is going to show up anyway? No one … Right?

Because RADIO doesn’t work…

There should be no problem telling listeners that your products are inferior to the products sold by your competitors and that you are marking them up well beyond what you pay for them…

That shouldn’t be a problem because RADIO doesn’t work…

You don’t have to worry about people hearing about that and then spreading the word to their friends that your business cuts corners, rips them off, and generally doesn’t give a rat’s ass about whether or not you provide quality or value…

And since radio doesn’t work… let’s get really crazy…

Because RADIO doesn’t work...

Let’s just tell people that three of your employees have plague and one of them died on the job and you buried their body under the tile in front of your check out counter… That’s a really good one since no one I know likes standing on a grave.

Better yet… because radio doesn’t work… let’s do all three commercials and use one of each of the examples… Why not…

BecauseRADIO doesn’t work…

Truth is …

I’d never do this in a million years even a gazillion years…

Because here’s what would happen…

  • Within 24 hours the COCONUT TELEGRAPH is going to be buzzing… about YOU.
  • BY THE END OF ONE WEEK… EVERY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS GOING TO BE CALLING YOU…  because if THEY didn’t hear these preposterous points… SOMEONE they know WILL… and YOUR FRIEND will be asking WHY YOU ARE TELLING PEOPLE THIS on the RADIO…

And your competitors will be laughing their pants off…

 Obviously, I’m exaggerating… to make a point…

The truth is you know radio works… If it didn’t you would have no objections to letting me do any of the above to your business…

I know how to USE radio in combination with your other media to get results…

IF YOU CAN AFFORD THE COST OF A CHEAP LUNCH each day… You can find the budget to get started on telling people about your business.

I honestly don’t know if RADIO is right for YOUR business.. but I WOULD love a chance to help you make money…

I’m not in the RADIO business… I’m in the HELP PEOPLE MAKE MONEY business… it’s what I DO…

and if we can find ways to improve your business… You will decide if we can work together… and if I don’t think I can help you… I’ll take a pass…  I want results for YOU…

Why don’t get together and have a serious discussion about that… ?
Contact me by email at bluewaveradio@outlook.com or call me at +504 9867-9871

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